It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.

I only buy goat cheese that was made by free-range prisoners, up for parole for good behavior. Otherwise I can’t sleep at night.

Am I the only person who’s kind of ok with this? A commitment is a commitment. When the fuck did it start being acceptable to blow everything off?

If I “late cancelled” I would probably compensate the B&G in the form of an increased (monetary) gift. But I am very fortunate to be in the position to do so. The bride is a rude, short sighted idiot.

I’m definitely #teamnobody here.

Honestly, nobody comes off good in this story. I think the no-call-no-show-no-gift guest was a pretty big asshole too.

Her example is less “do you tell the truth” and more “just don’t be a dumb asshole.” Oh, wow, she slept with three guys?!