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Neil Bonabon
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For my tastes, the best of the year were...

DOOM by Mick Gordon
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided by Michael McCann and Sascha Dikiciyan
Trials of the Blood Dragon by Power Glove

So. Much. BITCHING. “Stupid roof box!” “The Camry of Europe!” “Purist and Rocket Bunny = LOLZ” “Forza is only a passing resemblance of the real track.” “This looks more like plagiarism than scouting.” Fuck each and every single one of you. Someone goes to be creative with a lack of scouting time and uses the tools he

Official That Guy™ Comment.

Pretty sure this is about a race truck

...From third person.

I am here for A E S T H E T I C

Can I join your squad? We can play obnoxious vaporwave tunes and do skids.

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Track: Down For You | Artist: Ta-Ku | Album: Songs To Make Up To

Woo hoo!

I took some pictures at the Ojibwe Forests Rally...

The joke is that they’re acting like an 8 year old, so the game is making them into a literal 8 year old. It’s got nothing to do with the “adult nerds living with their parents” stereotype.

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Lots of RWB Porsche owners track their cars. RWB stuff is another class than something like a cheapo bodykit.

Foxtrot Alpha, dickface.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

All he did was give his life while standing up for a disenfranchised peoples...yeah your right, fuck him.

Is “Hologram Whale” a rejected boss concept from the Metal Gear series? Or did Kojima ingest psychedelic substances during Star Trek IV? If so, was Guillermo with him? That would be one hell of an evening.

Drift was *100 emoji* as they say

Looks like Takumi finally found a real job.

This is just ridiculous.... I mean it’s a game for fuck’s sake and i love games as much as the next guy/gal, but really? Are these really adult people? How do they even function in society is probably the bigger question.