Dang, and here I thought it was because Brian owed Dom a 10-second car.

Gosh I want to have sex with that car.

*eurobeat plays softly*

“8th MS is the best one.”

• You don’t get to decide who is or isn’t a good enough fan.

My immediate thoughts as, apparently, not a fan:

Any chance that NY Metro Kia dealer you’re good with working with is in Rockland county?

Farted continuously in rental Camry all the way from Montreal to NYC.

Keep telling yourself that.

Lol, sure they are.

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

South Park is getting in on the real life simulator here.

Eh, I dig the gundam look. If you want smooth inoffensive lines, there are plenty of similarly priced options like the BMW Type 2 or Mercedes B Class. It’s a look that has personality.

You really know how to panda to your audience, Justin!

Beckeisha with the cheap hair.

That’s what happens when you sleep with you’re cousin.

I’ve gotten into “discussions” with a couple of coal rollers.

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