There’s no way he dies in a fire. That would be too straight forward. Also, didn’t she have a bag of his possessions? Would there be any personal effects after burning up in a fire?

I LOVE Beth. Kelechi Watson’s performance is outstanding. She makes the writers look even better than they are (which is already great).

Friend:
Stop being fucking offended. There are a million types of autism and yours clearly isn’t represented. My son’s is. So let’s just say you give this one a pass and stop trying to speak for the entire community?

Offended. There’s no reason for it.

Lolololol “I loved kale before it was cool.” You are hilarious and I want to be your best friend you sound like a lot of fun there is zero sarcasm in this comment I swear it is so fucking genuine.

“Everything is somebody else’s fault from now on. Do you understand? You wanna be somebody? You wanna matter? Then you make the world wrong.” 

<i>“The blue-haired cult leader doesn’t seem to be saying much about Trump or his voters.”</i> During the pinky session with the blonde he tells her to “stop saying you’re sorry, it’s everyone else’s fault.” If that’s not Trump dogma, I don’t know what is.

The pet names thing was hysterical, and I am keenly aware I’m the type of person being parodied here. Gotta be able to laugh at myself. While good-intentioned, the kind of performative wokeness Ally is guilty off is ripe for parody and I love it.

Are they really even satirizing the alt-right, though? The blue-haired cult leader doesn’t seem to be saying much about Trump or his voters. I’m seeing the scathing takes on obnoxious liberals, but it’s not really going the other way.

Well, this was at least more fun than the previous episode. The opening segment was a nice little sick joke. The shrink’s complete lack of patience with her bullshit was entertaining. Lourd’s deadpan evil nanny continues to delight. They even found a good use for the beautiful blankness that is Colton Haynes’…

I mean we are supposed to laugh at the lines “you know we don’t like cisnormative pet names” and “stop I am a citizen of the united states and I demand to see your permit!”

The crowd dispersal scene made it randomly occur to me - what if Kai is one of (Asylum) Kit Walker’s star child descendants, complete with weird psychic powers? Maybe the blue hair is a hint to his status as a twisted “indigo child.” It would fit into the fear of (illegal) aliens theme, too.

Oh, American Horror Story. Your subtext will never be nearly as terrifying as the reality which is Trump.

Why didn’t the alarm system automatically send the police, like every other business-oriented commercial security alarm in the world?

1. Every other source of childcare was murdered by killer clowns offscreen. 2. Blood stains add “character” to a house. 3. Because apparently this small town in Michigan desperately needs a pretentious restaurant. I also love how they seem to have set up a special election overnight and two characters who need to…

Roanoke is great - but the less you know about it, the better - given it’s particularly unique and surprising approach to storytelling, a lot of the horror is in not knowing what to expect. It is definitely the most unique season.

I loved Roanoke, too. I thought the experimental approach to the season actually worked quite well and it was, without a doubt, by far the scariest season; I loved it. Probably my third favorite season, after Asylum and Hotel.

My opinions on AHS seem so out of sync with most. I thought Roanoke was a largely successful experiement and I think it was easily the scariest season - with Asylum in distant second. I also loved Hotel, which I consider the ‘funnest’ season - Coven was a lot of fun too. The only seasons I really haven’t liked have…

Preferred Disqus too.

American Horror Story: kinja

I have a strong feeling I’ll be saying “this has been a colossal waste of time” by the end of the season, but this was a pretty intriguing premiere.