How I’m feeling right now. Still I can’t help but feel Valve just pulled a New Coke on us.

These stories are far more vitriolic than 4chan.

Pretty broad assumption there.

I think we need a punch in the dick button for these sorts of guys.

Belgian Waffle. Yes you are correct.

/r9k/: The Game

El Totilo?

We'll all be dead if that happens.

I always like to start my Mondays with the threat of Global Thermonuclear War.

If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out.

Unfake?

You mean it's not. DAMNIT.

That was beautiful. And I don't even follow basketball.

JC Denton?

You really make a valid point with all those caplocks.

People who commit crimes tend not to be the smartest members of society.

I think the term is “Stop Having Fun” Guys.

All the movies? Even Wrath of Khan?

A Deus Ex Telltale game would be amazing.