Here you go, I unlocked it for you. Oops, I left parental control on, you can only play games for children five and under. And the GPS is running, the more you use it the easier it’ll be for Fury to find you and give you a bad case of Big Kahuna Burger.

So Skye’s nearly on a level with May or Natasha, right? Those were some Cavalry level skills there, even without using her powers. Coulson’s team has a new Specialist, I’m thinking. (Although I DID laugh a little at her chasing the one Hydra goon around the table like one of Halo’s Elites circling a boulder.)

Baron Strucker Next Week. Avengers After That!
*Jumps Up and Down Giddily*

CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!

My hot takes:

Which one?

*Jizzed in my pressurized flight suit

In a world where adventuring parties exist, the following rules should exist.

did anyone else find Ward telling Fitz to pursue Simmons to be really twisted and creepy? he legitimately wanted Fitz to have that moment of happiness because he'll most likely kill him in the morning. he cares but his caring wont stop him from murdering all of them.