Headline and picture is precious but since no one at Deadspin has apparently ever played a sport that didn’t involve lunch money I’ll leave you with this: Shit don’t happen on paper, shit happens behind the woodshed.

“I have nothing but the utmost respect for military service members and their families......”

I would like to take a moment to extract Gregg Doyel of the Indianapolis Star from this rant in the same manner I extract a gobful of God knows what from the shower drain every 2 months or so before flushing it down the toilet and then lighting the toilet on fire (3 daughters with long hair and 3 boys with a right…