She is currently stuck inside everyday, doesn’t get to see her friends or relatives, had her party canceled and is scared of whats going on right now.

Maybe that would have been a good time for that girl to learn that you dont always get what you want. This is something a lot of people will need to learn for the future.

“... there are buku blubber butts with enough cash...”

They have a phrase about the people on cruises:

Yes, the cruise lines can all go bankrupt—such a frivolous “industry”—put fatass whites on huge floating hotels and paddle them in large circles down in the Caribbean. Are you effing kidding me? And yet there are buku blubber butts with enough cash to blow on these gorge-yourself-at-the-buffet-table-all-week…

Also they spread all sorts of disease and sometimes there is shit pouring down the walls.

While some resort destinations would see a huge economic loss, nearly everyone else would be better off if cruise ships all died.

No article on cruise lines is complete without mentioning how much they pollute, and how often they get caught dumping trash at sea.

You’re not wrong, but Jared Leto shouldn’t be mentioned in the same breath as Phoenix.

Police take victims seriously. Police take diligent notes and follow-up on leads. Police test most rape kits.

“Mostly Bad for also giving supremely talented rapists and murderers a second chance.”

Psst: Its this one.  

God bless the American legal system where the rich will get away with crimes by getting their accusers to drop a case because the accuser can’t afford the legal fees of a trial, countersuits, and appeals.

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

This isn’t what the reporters meant when they asked him if Big Ben’s winning ways rubbed off on him.

Hopefully Blastman IV can fix some of the mistakes they made with Blastman III. I hope it feels more like Blastman II. (Let's not even bring up Blastman I. Too many bad memories.)

Blastman 4, make it happen congress.

I'm offended by your offense to people being offended.

This is starting to become monumentally pathetic. I'm so sick of people getting offended by the slightest thing, and blowing some things way out of proportion.

Thank you, I was about to say that. People are getting too sensitive.

Instantly my reaction is to say the phrases "I'm getting fucked up the ass over here!" and "Fuck, I'm getting my shit pushed in here!" aren't about being gay. They're about getting 'raped', and 'raped' is a term used to suggest you are getting completely destroyed by the enemy rather than actually tacking some penis…