Was thinking the same thing. I hope that the people who think smuggling some molly or acid to a beach vacation is indicative of a drug addiction and flagrant lack of understanding of privilege and politics also look up from their IPads on planes to judge the shit out of Mr. White Guy in business class who’s on his…

I try to sneak booze into concerts all the time ($12 for a Bud Light? No thanks.). I usually get caught.

Sarcasm is dead on Jezebel :/

DON’T YOU KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO HAVE TO SMUGGLE DRUGS TO SURVIVE AND THEY CAN’T AFFORD PLANE TICKETS AND THEY CAN’T GO ON VACATIONS BECAUSE WHITE PRIVILEGE KEEPS THEM DOWN. IT IS ALL OUR FAULT, BUT NOT MINE ON AN INDIVIDUAL LEVEL BECAUSE I DON’T DO DRUGS AND MY VACATIONS INVOLVE WORKING FOR HABITAT…

I have a very strange phobia about money and I’m not sure what it is. I’ve never been paid very well for the area in which I live (I work in a “cool” industry, so I guess it’s my fault). All I can reasonably afford to save is $10-$20/month, and that just seems silly. In 6 months, I’ll have $120. That won’t get me out…

I’m gonna disagree that Jessica Paré is a fantastic actor. Maybe she is in other projects but I found her mostly tedious, and the other truly great actors propped her up in every scene.

I did not feel the ending was cynical. It’s easy to look at soda and cigarettes with our 21st century views, but these things weren’t considered evil guilty pleasures then. They were fixtures of life. I actually was relieved at the implication that Don went back to New York, with a sense of calm and created an iconic…

I loved the sci fi nerd tomaboy thing. It annoys me to no end in interviews. “And I like short dresses and I never weigh more than 105 lbs but I eat cheeseburgers and drink beer all the time and never workout! I just play video games and watch movies and I’m soo laid back and cool! Please find me hot so you go see the…

Yep. Definitely a professional blow out every other morning. After my pilates reformer class. Before the job I go to that I actually like and make no money at because I don’t have to because I’m rich. Also, all my clothes would be professionally laundered and/or dry cleaned. But I’d still bargain shop for clothes. I…

That thing is a work of art.

Old/middle aged dudes try to sell their wine collections all the time. I’d buy several of them, and open a wine bar and pour the gems by the glass for the price it would have been the year it was made.* I’d love to turn younger people on to old Barolo, Bordeaux, and Burgundy. I’d also buy current releases of cool…

I’d buy a Victorian in San Francisco, gut it and turn it into a multi-level house with a rooftop deck. You have to be filthy rich to do that these days, and it’s really not that necessary.

The funniest part is I thought this idea would actually be feasible on a relatively normal salary back when I was in high school…

“Megynkellyitis could be the term for when a person has a negative experience and suddenly thinks it is a huge issue that needs to be addressed, completely ignoring all the people who were talking about it before it happened to the subject.”

COTD nominee, if it still existed.

Me too. I will admit, I got sucked in to watching the whole goddamn series on Netflix one particularly hungover weekend. I thought she was such a trainwreck, and it’s great to see that not all of them end up like this:

Incorrect. The majority of rosé produced is bone dry. Franzia is not the benchmark by which we should judge such things.

Signed,
A wine rep who hopes to god her company doesn’t pick this up.

YAS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS.

Yup. On one hand, fuck the patriarchy and what men want women to look like. On the other, I know no man will ever write a list of 10 reasons why he likes women with cellulite/love handles/arm fat. So it doesn’t matter either way.

I remember thinking when her videos first started coming out that there were some contrived comparisons to Aaliyah, and that fell flat for obvious reasons. She doesn’t seem authentic or different in any way. Just a hot girl who can dance with an okay voice. I’m not saying anyone who is on top is any more or less…

Californian here as well (I live in the Bay Area). I hate my smug ass friends acting like California is this bastion of natural beauty, liberalism and acceptance. They think of people in the south or midwest as though they are either survivors of a concentration camp or members of the KKK depending on the day. Do they…

I would also say, don’t create a hashtag specifically for your trip and by proxy yourself. Stop trying to make #agirlfromlaininitaly or #ashleytravels happen. It’s just not going to happen.