We had backhanded superlatives, which I think would be even worse on the ego. "Most Likely to Never Leave [Hometown]." "Most Likely to End Up Married To Each Other." "Worst Driver."

A girl's gotta eat, you know? I just wonder if she's one of those people who landed this pretty sweet acting gig, and doesn't care so much about what she does as an actor as long as she stays relevant and makes that money.

You're right..it is more of a matter of opinion than fact that our financial support of anti Soviet groups in Afghanistan led to the rise of Al-Qaeda vis a vis bin Laden.

I wanted this guy dead just as much as anyone else, but maybe we shouldn't have outfitted him and his "soldiers" during Afghanistan's war with the Soviets.

Seriously! If you wanna buy in bulk, go to Costco. Jerks.

I figure the website is down, so I should probably start actually doing my job. There is no point in yelling (via the internetz) at a website you love's support staff. It's mean and stupid, and you'll survive. I promise.

The issue with that is having to take out $60, spending $52 on gas and then having $8 sitting in your wallet that you'll more than likely spend on stupid crap. That adds up just as much as the 2 and 3 dollar debit swipes here and there. I think that works better for some people and not others.

I liked the book to a degree. It still didn't address how to not let it affect you when a guy blows you off. That doesn't feel any less shitty or rude, even if I'm not obsessing over the reason why. Instead I obsess over the fact that it happened. It was going so well! He seemed into me! We had great sex! We made…

The items can't be donated to the Goodwill or local women's shelters because ___________.

You know what this would be great for? Online dating. You go out with someone, and it doesn't work for whatever reason, you could anonymously say why you just weren't that into it. Or you could post and ask why someone disappeared on you when they seemed interested. It's not something others can see on your profile,…

So because I didn't enjoy my terrible retail job it means I'll never enjoy a kick ass writing job?

I don't see a Coast-Midwest divide so much Everywhere Else vs The South. There really are some places in Alabama, Arkansas and Missisippi that time seems to have genuinely forgotten...but then I remember that time I drove from Vancouver to LA down I5.

I hate to say it, but this really has helped me get through several break ups...major and minor. There is usually an open bottle of wine and Joni Mitchell, Aimee Mann, Jenny Lewis and Paul Simon records on too, which I'm sure has a lot to do with the effectiveness of it all as well.

Soooo effing down for a slut parade

Firstly, I'm no Toni Morrison, but this article could have used some editing.

is there a general FAQ for the redesign? I don't want to waste support's time with a probably very over asked question, but why can't I "heart" people anymore? And can people see my twitter? I've put it in as my website and it doesn't show up and I tried linking it and that didn't help. Also, whats the diff between…

Ugh that sounds awful,and sharky. Sounds like something bigger was going on, and you were on the end of it.

Preach sister. Doesn't make it okay by any means, but you get an amazingly thick skin that way.

Yeah, the shrieky-shakiness of it all was a little too much, but that could just be my taste. I like it when actors are more nuanced and subtle in their craziness. I was pulling for Annette Benning for the Oscar win.

I hate that curvy is a euphemism for plus size. He's right; it's not a weight, its a body type. He should have just apologized for not making the distinction and called it a day. But I learned to stop expecting a whole lot from the fashion industry and it's minions a few years ago. I will, however, gladly take over…