@rd2uk: Really? I guess San Francisco has managed to resist so far.

Please don't tell me the 80s shoulder pads throwback is happening for spring...

@unmoldednicole: Do it! If for no other reason than it is visually amazing.

@PrettyPrettyPrincess: Yeah, I think I was projecting.

@lucyjae: Yeah, how made for TV lifetime movies even expect to stand up to HBO is a major joke.

Isn't it a leeetle weird to present a clip from the movie you were in?

@Dialogue_Dub: Seconded. Let Bassnectar remix something later on.

@I'm Ron Burgundy? It took me a few listens but I really love it.

@bananafishtoday: You made my day. Hearted.

@riveting.rosie: Refudiate is NEVER going to happen, Sarah.

@snintn: When writing a resignation letter and getting a reality show qualifies as work give me a call.

@betterwithbacon: Well how else can you afford a $4 Coors Light after you've blown your paycheck on pink fuzzy handcuffs, Starburst flavored "sex oil," lime green lace lingerie and brazillian waxes all used to turn your man on in bed?

@Skyblacker: What researchers have found are suprisingly contradictory results. The Mater Vino, in her inebriated state, enjoys claiming that she gave up all prospects for an illustrious career in order to procreate and maintain the nest. However, when circumstances arise where suggestions are made to Mater Vino to…

Where's Drunk-By-Two-On-Pinot-Grigio Mom?

@Forris: Oh great! I assume, then, that your picture was professionally done and/or you don't have imperfections to cover up. I also assume you believe men should spend just as much time making themselves attractive to women as women should to men.

Since I'm thinking of foraying into online dating this year, because I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that I can't keep dating friends of friends and expect it to work out...this is great advice! I'll just take a really artistically shadowed shot of me drinking a Mickey's in my bikini so all my cellulite…

@HRH Your Cuntness: In other breaking news today: water is wet and snow is cold.

Oohh sounds like someone's a little jealous his ex girlfriend made it and he didn't get to ride her coattails to reality show fame, hood rich fortune, and nightclub appearance fee status.

If you're a woman, or an especially open minded man and want to break your nail biting habit, get a set of fake nails put on and keep them up. My whole thing was my nails already looked shitty, therefore I didn't care what they looked like, and would just keep biting. Fake nails not only immediately make your hands…

@fredcolby: Is a Millionaire Matchmaker episode in your future?!