I find I have to apologize more for the way I said something than what I actually said. People rarely get angry at my arguments, but I've found myself to be the cause of some massive shit talking and hurt feelings because I said something in a bitter, sarcastic, or cold way. I'm not sure which is worse, but I've…

@lucystrawberry: that is a fantastic idea! Yelp has been way off base for me lately.

FACT: my generic anti anxiety meds cost a tenth of my generic birth control when I was uninsured. And I thought I was supposed to be the crazy one.

So, if you don't make your own money you're shit on for being a lazy golddigger; if you're out working your ass off at a career you're an immasculating shrew who is killing romance; and if you're working at some ho hum job to pay the bills and have a life you're a boring underachiever. Can't win. Might as well quit…

@uncivilly obedient: Wow, I didn't know that. I agree with that law in theory. In practice though it sucks that one old credit card from college means I'm clearly a bad tenant...I didn't pay credit card bills so my rent checks would clear. Now that I have the money to do both, no one will rent to me. I guess I'm…

Any advice for renting with less than stellar credit? I have good rental references and make plenty of money..but mistakes in college have made me look pretty bad on paper.

@erinna: I bet she fake married Chuey

I have to disagree and say you fail as a person when you hit, push, throw something at, kick, spit on, manipulate, or scream degrading things at someone, whether they're your partner or not. It's not okay if you're male or female. I think saying the only reason we're upset at Amber smacking Gary around is because…

Was spanking your wife for burning your toast considered the norm? Or was this some subliminal BDSM advertising? I feel like now if you see that type of scenario in an ad or on TV it's racy and sexual. Was this considered racy and sexual? Or just the way it was?

@victoriasauce: Totally. You don't stumble upon cheating texts and emails unless you're looking for something/have a hunch or the cheater is stupid and leaves the account and texts blatantly visable.

She's pretty much getting the same punishments as a first time misdemeanor DUI offender (no accident or injuries).

1. REAL bodies. No surgically enhanced barbie dolls. This includes men. I don't need to see some 12 inch monstrosity attached to some 'roided out orange bodybuilder. Diveristy in body types and race would be a huge step on its own.

@lucystrawberry: I wrote him in. Take it to the grassroots.

@hegetstheballhescoresagain: Because everyone knows feminists are big sluts and they'll totally do you on a first date, and you won't have to buy them dinner. It's science.

@Rats: Ugh. I gotta disagree. bART is the worst for that. I see old ladies all the time standing an entire ride from SF to the 19th Street transfer station, while all these dudes in suits sit on their blackberries, headphones in. It's not just dudes though, the other bad seat hoggers are teenagers.

@coolcooldame: wait for it...old co-worker! I sure do pick 'em!

Can we talk about how effing hot Johnny Iuzzini is though? And how FAHBULOUS Zac and Yigit are? Also, I've been to a few weddings and dinners where Taste catered (who Yigit works for) and the dude is talented, for sure.

I do wish I had a type A matchmaker to call out the guys I date on their shit.

Same here. I found out my voting status is "inactive" even though I'm a permanent absentee voter. I thought it was just a matter of telling them where to send my ballot, but no. I had to re-register. All this I found out 2 days after the deadline. So on one hand I'm mad, because I should have been more diligent. On…

I don't know if The Catastrophic Event realizes this, but his type is in fact to most women who partake in the bar scene a Grenade himself. There are guys like him at every single bar whom you avoid at all costs and has the unfortunate ability to ruin your good time by calling you a ho when you won't accept his offer…