I'm so jealous!

Don't babies already do beauty pageants, or did Toddlers and Tiaras mislead me?

Hey there :) I totally hear you on that. I've spent a lot of time thinking about those kinds of things too. I live in Canada, and the church I found that I felt most comfortable in is the Anglican Church (I think it's called Episcopalian in the States). Up here at least, it seems like there is a nice diversity in…

And the reason those women enhanced their behinds is because most black women are shaped like this, so they could compete with blackness, but still retain their whiteness at the same time.

erotic enough for a country in which half the population rejects evolution because Jesus hates boobs.

Aragorn: "Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?"

She doesn't even understand that you're supposed to drink the martini out of the coffee mug? Poor thing.

I wonder even spawned that tweet? Are women coming up to him and demanding that he recognize the seriousness of their assaults? I wish I could fart on his nose.

Are you supposed to be on meds that you're not taking?

Suuure it doesn't.

See, we are a small branch office. And rather than talk to people, someone simply put this pic up in the loo. (Captions run from totally wrong to correct usage)

I prefer the old-fashioned way. Getting drunk at the holiday party and then screaming at my cubicle-mate that TUNA FISH SANDWICHES SHOULD BE EATEN IN THE BREAKROOM, NOT AT YOUR DESK ASSHOLE!!

Not knowing what lox is is pretty unforgivable in BROOKLYN of all places, even if it is the waspy hipster transplant section of it.

Eh, my nonna was from northern Italy and pronounced Italian foods way differently than central or southern Italians did. To this day I have no idea if it was due to her dialect or just the fact that a lot of the popular Italian dishes here in America were not ones she grew up eating. Pretty much anything with an "e"…

I've been told that many Italian-American pronunciations are wrong in formal Italian because they stem from the dialect of Naples, which is quite different from anywhere else. The final syllable is cut off on a lot of words like ricotta, prosciutto, and tagliatelle and thehard c becomes a hard g.

Yep, there are tons of Sicilians. Tons! I don't know much about the Italian dialect in Sicily—I only learned the standard/Florentine version. But I think a lot of the 'Italian food' Americans know is also exclusively Sicilian, rather than the standard cuisine in Italy itself.

That pronunciation of Italian words is actually due to regional Italian dialects. Calabrian and Sicilian, I think (which is where most of the Italian immigrants to NY/NJ/PA originated).