ojandmollz
ojandmollz
ojandmollz

LOVE IT.

You know you're on Jez too much when you talk to the same people...hi bae!

Waiting for the multiple Darwin Awards won in Middle America by trying to emulate this

Suddenly Halloween costume inspiration

Aww! I'm in NY and Whole Foods used to do good vegan cakes. Babycakes are also good. And I'm not vegan anymore but still crave soy? I think being raised drinking soy/almond milk a lot (alongside dairy) is part of the problem.

Just cause I miss the strip :)

I don't like to talk to my food because that keeps me from eating it as quickly as possible

Noo don't hate on vegan cake! If it's done properly it's just as delicious and terrible for you as normal cake!

I basically judge people's friendship/fuckbuddy potential by their stance on Monty Python. Especially getting high and watching the Holy Grail.

Does that motherfucker know how to wine?!?!?!

And by, "the road," you mean, "second breakfast"

Incidentally that's exactly what I look like eating Chiptole

Yup, I got the mixed race unicorn thing going on - an odd combination of very light skin, "black" features, and light eyes (best part for blowing the minds of idiots is, the light eyes come from my black half, not my white half) the doll tits...I get fetishized like fuck all by men of all backgrounds. And weirdly

Me too! But also huge titties. Like, 36" hips, 25" waist, and 32DD/Es.

It's a shitty website, but things are SUPER cheap and the sellers are often pretty good at checking in. Also, I get a lot of things in a week or two even though the estimate is 30 days.

you can find all this stuff on aliexpress for maybe $7 a pop. I've seen these leggins as well as the top version and bathing suits for under $20. It'll take 30 days to get to you, but fuck it.

Oh I don't get to do anything fun AT work.