The problem with the good looking tortured jerks is that they're never that interesting. They invest all their time and energy into being hot and unhappy and it just bores me to tears. I switched over to conventionally unattractive funny men, and now I'm with a "grew into his looks" soft spoken nerd who takes his damn…

The thing that really gets me is that although jaywalking is breaking the law- it isn't a CRIMINAL offence. Which means you CAN'T arrest someone for it.... You can only give tickets... So the officers are literally holding her without cause.... Doesn't that amount to kidnapping? WTF!?!?! So it's cool that they can…

Bitch please.

She's not hurting anyone and seems to be happy.

Its Ok Canada. We know you didn't mean it. We also know deep down that while we say "Canada, America's Hat" what we really mean is "America, Canada's shorts."

Dear America,

This American Life/Conan win this round. Demi Lovato is a close second for such an absolutely weird but fascinating photo executed with a perfect Beyoncé line. Well played.

Aww, I say give poor Snooki a pass. She was being genuinely sweet.

I mean....

No.

This all looks so familiar......

I hate all of it so so so much.

Certainly we can all agree, that Citizen Dick > Hey That's My Bike.

I always had an irrational dislike for Ethan Hawke. Then I saw this movie and it wasn't irrational anymore.

I can't get over how 90% of the shows and movies I loved when I was a youngin', I now re-watch and realize are complete shit. I've never equated age and intelligence, but goddamn, sometimes I have to admit, I was an idiot child.

Plus Matt Dillon AND Eddie Vedder.

I feel like Singles is the more mature sibling of Reality Bites with the added bonus of dreamy, dorky Campbell Scott.

Dobies are awesome, though I do prefer their ears and tail au naturale. I can't wait for the day they use puppies to detect cancer though. That will be a good day.

I don't! Now there is an internal war going on: Do I stream 90210 to jog the memory or do I just let go? (Oh, the 90s... *sniff*)