Ahhhhh thanks sooo much! I'm gonna call and inquire about it tomorrow.

And yes, I would like a cookie. I love me some delicious chocolate chip cookies! Yum!

Why you gotta be so mean? :[

Where do you buy it? I looked online and didn't have a ton of luck.

Holy shinoly. I cannot believe I was right (regarding the Jimmy Kimmel prank)! I called b.s. (I also called b.s. on the first one). This can only mean one thing: I have superpowers!

Not sure that this counts but it's my favorite thing ever.

Pretty much none of that crap is true.

I'm surprised there aren't many skin care items. This is my holy grail, hoard-the-stuff item.

Pureology Hydrate Conditioner is the ONLY conditioner that gets the tangles out of my hair. I've been repurchasing it for years, nothing else can compare.

My mother ruined my credit, stole my identity, purchased cars, lit a fire for insurance fraud and blamed it on me, abused me sexually, physically and incredibly emotionally, and killed two of my cats, one in front of me.

Diorshow Mascara.

I am Jack's love of this reference.

Who could be responsible for this?!?

"my decision was in part an effort to jar expectations of what a film actor does and to undermine the tacit — or not so tacit — hierarchy of entertainment"

And the death threat to an ACTUAL LIVING SERVICE MEMBER is not in poor taste??

What is predicted when your cat is licking his scrotum? Because we're in for a LOT of that.

Holy crap on a cracker, this is the biggest "missing the point completely" that I have seen in ages.

In Soviet Russia, American idiot mansplains you!

It gets bad when you REALLY have to pee. I hope you have a pinch petter to ease the transition.

Current dog situation right now...her head and front paws are placed strategically on my foot, so definitely no moving here. Good thing we've watched all three seasons of Luther in the last 30 hours! I made sure to get a good picture of her heart-spot for the Valentine's Day lovers out there...