YOU WILL PRY THEM OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS. Turned shark week into shark day, no cramps, no headaches, and no babies. And now them sweet bitches is free.

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When the snow melts, we will hold a wake for walter. I am sure he was a good tree, a brave tree. Also, your dog is the cutest babe!

Here outside of Philadelphia it's a little over a foot, with more to come...

I'm not happy. Otto is happy. Fair trade.

This is my driveway in Saskatchewan. This picture doesn't even accurately show the depth of the snow. It's like between one and two metres deep. And in true Canadian fashion, I went out without a jacket to take this picture.

I'm in east Tennessee. We have 8 inches of snow which is exactly one metric fuck ton for us. We are prepared for it, more so than other southern states at least, so it's really not that bad. A beast of a 4wd helps too.

Ice in NC! It's been a rough 24 hours.

Outside my window.

Republicans are people?

Lindsay was probably paid to be at that party. I would rather live on the streets than entertain Republicans in any way possible.

I know I'm late. But Homeland.

weird is spelling weird 'wierd'

Fuck. I hope they rot in jail.

When I volunteered at an animal shelter in Chicago, we used to reach out to people who adopted the dogs for follow ups/ updates and one time the update from the adoptive family detailed how their little boy had trouble reading in front of people and so he practiced by reading to their little shelter dog and I swear to…

Before or after you changed "narritive" to narrative?

But they can spell it.

DED. I AM DED.

I came in like a wiffle ball...

You have to cut her some slack though. Judging from that picture her head exploded and her brain is falling out.