this is appalling, but i’m confused- tampons come individually wrapped. he must have unwrapped the one he put chili on and then... put it back, i guess? wouldn’t she have noticed the odd unwrapped tampon in the box? and if he did somehow seal it back in its wrapper and put it back into the box, how could he be…

i made an account specifically so i could tell you that “loud, boring thoughts” cracks me up.