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Pretty much like the time between Star Wars Episode III in 2005 and the anouncement of Episode VII in 2014. Before the reboot, the broader public wasn’t publicly pining for yet another sequel (outside the usual Star Wars fan clubs of course), but once a date and director had been anounced, the hype started again and

“You tell me, baby.”

Yes! Same. It’s like when I watched Stargate: Atlantis when I was 2o and was not into Jason Momoa (ok, maybe a little scared (?) even). And now! A-ok in my book. Yes, please. 10+ years of growing up can change your perspective.

I feel like my leg hair pulls my leggings down too. Maybe I’m insane. I will keep shaving though.

Shaving my chest would most likely require some type of gas-powered machinery normally used for professional landscaping. Get back to me when women grow full-on Wolverine pelts on their legs.

Oh yeah and I mean there is something to be said for the aesthetic of a well manicured man bush. I don’t like feeling like I need a weedwhacker and a pith helmet to wade through an ocean of pubes.

Gillian Anderson has made a career out of it!

Back when I was young, I did like the hairless. Now, I need a little hair.

The best is how everyone coos about their “perfect” American accents, which are always mostly kind of generic and that they use for every single American character they play.

I mean, he’s not wrong. It’s super hard to grow a bigger dick.

If I did anything right with Chalupa Batman it was convincing him to stop shaving his chest hair. He’s not a swarthy guy my any means but he has that little tuft that sticks out his collar all sexy-like. Are there women who actually like the full on hairless Rico Suave chest thing?

Team Chest Hair!

Are there any American actors/actresses who consistently portray British characters?

But is it as bad as upper-class white British actors being cast as working-class white American men?

On a personal level, the modern waxed chest trend kind of weirds me out and I am perfectly fine with my men being hairy. But on a societal level, GOOD, FUCK YOU ALL, I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SHAVE MY FUCKING LEGS TO BE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YOU CAN ALL SUFFER ANNOYING HAIR REMOVAL FOR DUBIOUS AESTHETIC REASONS TOO.

whyyyyyyyyyyy does nicole kidman insist on wearing neutrals that wash her out so much???

We haven’t circled around to hating on LMM yet, right? Because he’s so dreamy and I’m irrationally/embarrasingly proud of him.

Her dress is another one that looks better ‘in person’. It’s actually quite stunning and and has a very artistic/sculptural feel to it.

I dig the blue tuxes on the men, especially Michael Stahan. It is good to see men dress in color.

Duckling is my favorite person to critique the fashions with. “Her bewbs are going to pop out”, “another white dress?” “GO HOME AND CHANGE” (that last one is to Micachu).