I’m getting weary of all the dramatics. It’s getting absurd. Shit is likely to be bad, but we’re not “all gonna die!!” at the same time during Trump’s presidency.

We’re all going to die. And not in a philosophical sense where we talk about mortality and the long arc of history and all that, I mean like WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

I’ll panic when the nukes are on their way. In the meantime, I can’t live in the state of anxiety that would be required with the knowledge that we are all going to die.

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

Parcel Post Lady? I’m not buying that whole First Class thing. xD

She’s accomplished a modeling career that you tried to dismiss as a one-time nude photoshoot, which was obviously inaccurate and ignorant. This article was about First Lady fashion so as far being qualified in that area, I would say she is way more qualified than her predecessor. Perhaps that’s the only area, but not…

I think her modeling career including more than just modeling nude. Please see below. Try not to be so purposefully dense. There’s tons to criticize Trump about, but just being ignorant for the sake of ignorance doesn’t help.

I like this one, she looked this a goddess

This one? Fabulous:

The role of First Lady will be played by Ivanka Trump, remember?

So does Melania. I think her glow is highlighters though.

Yaaaasss. She glows in metallics!:

I love this one. She looks like she should be fighting along Wonder Woman for womankind everywhere. It is such a power dress. And somehow it is a power dress with FREAKING SPARKLE.

And Sasha and Malia Skipper dolls, complete with Bo and Sunny as accessories (my favorite barbies always came with pets)

Slav is also the root word of slave.

Yeah, last week I learned there are people who don’t consider Slavs “white”.

Slightly OT, BUT I wonder about how the role of First Lady will degenerate over the next few years.

But remember y’all, Melania will finally bring class and style white skin* back into the white house.

I strongly feel the need for a Michelle Obama Barbie with all her iconic gowns.

Oh, Clover. They are going to do just fine with that semi-sentient clothes horse Melania. Don’t you worry ‘bout a thang. Oh, they’ll moan and they’ll whine for a few months, but after they figure out that she barely talks and they can hang clothes on her like a little matryoshka doll they’ll get used to it.