Gosh, I know right? Too bad there was no warning he might not be great beforehand.

He’s impeachment proof. Get rid of him and you have President Pence.

We didn’t.

I’m starting to think that maybe we shouldn’t have elected this fella President, you guys.

So Trump got debate questions in advance too, eh? And he still tanked every single debate.

I’m ready for Kelly to use her powers for good! I have no doubt she’s got shit on a ton of assholes, so to speak. Bring it, Megyn!

Someone should talk them into naming their next child “Knurd”.

I’m still mad that Knorth didn’t happen.

He’s been mellower for *less than 48 hours* and we have more than 2 months to go until his four-year reign starts and his followers have been spray painting swastikas all over the country and you think he’s going to be decent. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

I never got the whole heaven backwards thing...why would you want to name your child after backwards heaven? Is that like saying you want them to go to hell? Or is there an “opposite heaven” where everyone who is left handed becomes right handed and everyone who is right handed because left handed? So. Many. Questions.

Dream Renee Kardashian.

as a native clevelander, I giggled

Dream Renee Kardashian

As a devoted Pats fan, I wholeheartedly echo that sentiment. Belichick and Brady can fuck right off. I hope Gisele is making Brady sleep on the couch. And that he gets a crick in his neck from sleeping on said couch and that our third string QB (who is the first black QB for the team) has to take over.

I kind of wish “Maerd” would catch on as a yoonique name like “Nevaeh” because it’s the word Dream backwards and kinda sounds like the word for shit in French.

As a former non-sports person, I actually *did* appreciate it.

...Non-US Latinos with a lot of money who are pretty conservative and don’t want to lose that money.

the tall guy in the back

Leave the Cubs out of this!!! Obama is just a White Sox fan. Which I love him so much I can forgive.

I’m sure Tom Brady will make sure to set time aside to visit the White House this time around if the Pats win another Super Bowl. In other words Tom Brady can go fuck himself. An amazing quarterback, a piece of shit human, like his coach.