My favorite part was when she mentions picking up grocery store plates for a kids party but says for adults she prefers plates made from babmboo or fallen leaves. I thought surely that can’t be a serious line, and then there was a link. I mean turns out they’re from fallen Palm leaves and I think I might actually buy…

I’m not mad at that suggestion to ‘batch your booze’, though. Most of the rest of that list is lol but if more potlucks have more sangria I’m all for it.

She’s almost a year old, now, but this is Roxie 10 months ago! She was so grumpy-looking at first, and so tiny! Now she’s sixty pounds, hard to believe!

puppies!!! here enjoy a picture of my dog when he was just a tiny adorable poop machine

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Please get drunk and fight the Deadspin staff.

But wouldn’t it be hilarious if his fans all did start showing up wearing orange, like his face, to support him?

LOL well, I’m asexual, so I can’t really attest to human sexuality as much as a “sexual” person would. However, there is a huge difference between sexy and sexualization/objectification to me.

Don’t let my hesitation stop you from seeing it though! I’m still probably going to see it, just because it’s Wonder Woman and I really want to give it a chance for Diana’s sake.

I actually saw a Harley with a Jesus once at a con. She still called him Mistah J. It was hilarious.

Oh Lord. Just because people like superhero/comic movies doesn’t mean they’re socially awkward.

I personally am hesitant to like Wonder Woman because of the director’s defending her decision to put ALL the Amazons in high heels. She basically said it was OK because it was “wish fulfillment”. LIKE LADY. I don’t care about your weird wish fulfillments. I just want to watch the first female major superhero movie in…

When my mom’s hair was growing back the first time it came in at buzz cut length and then stalled. So one day she is in the bathroom and she smears my sister’s mascara under her eyes and she goes creeping around the house singing about GI Joe.

Yeah I get that people want to be inspiring and hopeful, but sometimes it comes across sounding like if they die from the cancer they just weren’t trying hard enough or hoping hard enough or (and these people can rot) praying hard enough.

I have always loved her for some reason. I know she’s supposedly difficult to work with and I’m sure a lot of the stories told about her have more than a grain of truth to them, but I don’t care! Brenda/Prue/Heather Duke FOREVER. Go get it, ShanDo. Show cancer who the biggest bitch really is.

I am in awe that she has gone public. Cancer is scary, but also gross, messy, very painful, completely ravages and changes your body, and it’s a very ugly side of life that people would rather not have in front of them...but it’s so important.

Not like those assholes who let themselves be harassed, amirite? This reminds me of Trump’s press conference where he suggested that Putin call’s Obama the n-word, and that it’s Obama’s fault for not being respected. Whoever get’s attacked is to blame for not preventing it in the first place. The Trumps have very odd…

I make a curried deviled egg. And it’s kinda spicy. I love it. I also have the tupperware. I am thinking of making a deviled egg with beet pickled eggs. Thoughts? http://snack-girl.com/snack/pickled-…

This isn’t a question, but a true story:

Every Thanksgiving and Christmas, my mom would make deviled eggs, and she always cut them across the short side. Always. And then when I grew old enough to take on the job of making the deviled eggs, I always cut them across the short side, too. Because that was how my mom…

When making deviled eggs, peeling the hard boiled eggs is arguably the most difficult part. My question for you is, have you accepted Faye Dunaway as your lord and savior of peeling hard boiled eggs?