Maybe the Mormons started it, then? We didn’t have cheap video cameras and the internet to share promposal videos with the world, but a few boys a year would devise pretty elaborate dance proposals.

:/ Bummer.

I don’t know if this will work for you but a friend once told me that you should always pee after sex. Haven’t had a UTI since.

Don’t dress too nice. Amateur move. I used to hostess at a small, fancy restaurant frequented by celebrities. If someone came in in casual clothes, the servers *always* assumed that they were either too rich or famous to care about dress codes & fawned all over them.

If you think that you are more interesting than Jennifer Biel you are fooling yourself.

Right. She doesn’t demand our attention even though she is lovely and famous so let’s punish her. The same wy we punish lovely and not-famous women for demanding our attention!

Good job on bringing up“affirmative action.” BooYAH on anyone who thinks that they should be judged on their merits!!! (Which, because you weren’t listening is the goal of affirmative action. Judge people on their merits instead of on their race or gender is the goal of affirmative action. White men just hate that.)

I hate hearing about women! Please stop demanding my attention!!!! (Although Ms. Biel doesn’t. She is the definition of a low key celebrity.)

She is so pretty and just nice-seeming. I would not mind if she personally wanted to teach me about my body. Is that a horrible objectifying thing to say about another woman? Would my husband be mad if he knew? I DON’T knOw. bUT I do know that I just drank a bottle of wine and am upset about the republican pres.…