Superb, hopefully this lying sack of shit will get the justice he deserves. I guess the biggest takeaway from the Smollet Race Hoax is that the demand for racism in America is exceeding the supply.

I thought that the “rise of Skywalker” was referring to when Luke got a boner for his sister.

But has doing this ever gotten him a piece of Premium Space Pussy™?

BUT DO YOU THINK THOR COULD BEAT UP SUPERMAN?!?!?

That’s the best part!

Wow, Captain Marvel has a nice, super-powered camel toe! Can she shoot photon blasts out of that thing?!

Exactly, thank you. Also, her god-like power level kind of takes some of the tension out of things.

I thought you said “Richard Pryor”...

Magic...the darkest magic...My soul swims in it.

Her and Epstein definitely know a lot about In-N-Out.

Is this fine young man just here in the US doing the stabbings that Americans don’t want to do?

It seems that the most powerful Avenger among them is the female Captain Marvel, a character who is so preposterously over-powered that she can rip apart a Thanos’ giant space battleship in seconds with her body that it makes her a no-stakes boring character while simultaneously having the power of a super-dull in…

You did mention you had seen “about half” of the other movies...so that is a big difference from going in cold.

Because he had the softest mouth at the audition?

Because Trump is just about to go jail, right? Isn’t that what we’ve been told every day for the last two years?

The perfect escape plan!!

Agreed...Avatar was not that great. I say this as a huge James Cameron fan, loving just about everything he does. In fact, Aliens probably is my all time favorite movie.

Except they didn't use automatic weapons which are almost impossible to buy.

You are half right. If you admitted everyone operates on feelings and emotion, then you would be fully correct.

You don’t think that people on the left constantly calling half the country evil, racist, white supremacist Nazis who support concentration camps has lead to violence (like shooting people who were playing baseball)? You are very naive.