Except the guy in El Paso specifically said in his “douche-a-festo” that he held his shitty views for a long time and it had nothing to do with Trump, but thanks for playing.

Do you think this is inappropriate?

But can Natasha handle that giant, green, Hulk-sized tally-whacker?

You think talking about hurting people is funny? You are a sick person.

She sounds like a greedy capitalist bitch! When will she learn to live within the means of the collective?! Amiright, comrades!?!?

Yeah, remember this guy:

Good thing they weren’t using the “forehead dildo” filter previously!

Umm, you think “the left” doesn’t encourage and support victimhood? It is all about victimhood.

At his house, Franken said he understood that, in such an atmosphere, the public might not be eager to hear his grievances. Holding his head in his hands, he said, ‘I don’t think people who have been sexually assaulted, and those kinds of things, want to hear from people who have been #MeToo’d that they’re victims.’…

Maybe all of this so-called “gun violence” is really caused by dark matter!?!?!

Fascism, racism, xenophobia, etc. are all words that leftists are pushing into our consciousness by falsely labeling anyone who disagrees with them as these things. So if you are crying about people searching for these words blame Democrats. Also, Democrats should probably pick words to label their enemies that people…

Thanks for letting us know what a nice, sensitive, sweater-wearing guy you are. While you are crying into your cocoa whilst watching “The Notebook”, a MAGA-hat wearing dude with a Confederate flag on his pickup truck will be banging your girlfriend.

I know! If only we could find actual evidence of these “crimes” you speak of...

JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Who’s the hot little blonde number over there?

Gaslighting is literally something that never happened in history. It is a dumb concept from an old movie. Do you also believe a robot from the future actually came back to kill John Connor?

Any day now this evidence you imagine will show up! I mean, what you describe is the stuff the media has been desperate to find for three years yet no one has found it...but it is just about to be revealed. Right?!? RIGHT??!?!

It is amusing that the real story is about a Democrat donor pedophile getting arrested (a scumbag who flew Bill Clinton and other famous people to his rape island dozens of times) yet somehow the “media” (I use that term loosely here) blames Republicans for this. 

When the New York Times was running articles about how the Russian Collusion hoax was guaranteed to bring down Trump (all attributed Anonymous Sources), you guys lapped it up like kittens with a bowl of delicious cream. Now you don't like anonymous sources? What happened?

It's like his face has a great ass.

“Let’s take this up a notch go for four hours this time!”