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Boy, this would be an even better story if it were on the NEW GAWKER MEDIA COMC BOOK SITE THAT DOESN'T YET EXIST BUT I'LL KEEP WRITING IN CAPS UNTIL IT DOES.

We thought of everything except a door.

Yeah, I agree. It *does* look creepy, but it's pretty clear that's only because the image is so fuzzy that it has deleted key areas of his face. Hence why he "shape-shifts" when he's farther away from the camera.

In what way does this resemble a Michael Bay film? Because it has giant robots in it? There were no spinning shots around the hero, nobody looking up in amazement, no orange sunshine, and only one explosion. Nobody in their right mind would think this was a Bay film.