He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

So Vontaze Burfict got suspended four games for hitting someone he was supposed to hit, albeit in an improper fashion, and Josh Brown only got suspended one game for hitting someone he wasn’t supposed to hit.
Okay then.

Uh okay so here’s the thing. “Bitches get things done” and that’s cool and all, but what Condoleezza Rice got done was war crimes by prosecuting the case for an international war on a lie in violation of the UN charter. Like, let’s not let our wokeness get in the way of the fact that she’s a monstrous, terrible human…

Jet fuel can’t melt pussy!

The people planning to vote for him(?)

Contestant: [watches video above]

Nearly my reaction verbatim.

That, or some people can put aside political beliefs when establishing friendships, either staying away from that boundary or knowing what buttons not to push. Obama and Tom Coburn, for example.

President Garcia-Thompson?

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Does the NRA advocate that women carry guns to defend themselves from sexual predators whom they endorse for President?

My repugnant attitude towards women is making news. Who should I go to for advice? Rudy Giuliani and New fucking Gingrich.

I don’t know if you don’t understand that I’m agreeing with you? The fact that didn’t even acknowledge the hit and that the player was injured is awful considering they stated they would be harsher on these types of hits.

You know I didn’t watch a single game last season for that very reason and I felt just fine.

Actually it’s the opposite.

The Ravens announced that as soon as the fan’s condition is upgraded to stable, they will hold a press conference for him to apologize for his role in the incident.

I got married in a smaller museum here in Chicago. Had the whole thing in their one event space. Ceremony, then we escorted everyone out to the lobby for passed appetizers. Then everyone was ushered back in after all the tables and chairs were set. The venue size limited the guest list to around 100 people (though I…

So in summary, mortgage down payment instead of a fancy wedding.

Hopefully he recovers enough to record one tackle in the wild card round blowout loss to the Steelers