When you show the picture in the teaser, spoilers is kinds redundant. Good job io9. If you were around in 1980 you could have done an article called "People With Daddy Issues" and had a picture of Luke and Vader.

Yes, but by theatres coddling the 2 patrons that bring their kid, they are probably losing 10 that won't go to a movie. The economics are backwards.

I would go so far as to say that if they charged two dollars a ticket more for over 17, cell phone shielded theatres with ushers thy would fill those theatres before any other room in the house.

Cheaper for who? The theatres are losing out on probably thousand of customers by allowing these idiots in the door. While they may feel that they are making money on actual sales, they are losing millions on potential sales.

May have missed it in the comments, but another thing that is hurting movie sales is that people are inconsiderate assholes. The phoning, texting and talking have driven me away from theatrical releases. Since movie theaters can't afford ushers anymore to patrol the the theatre, people act like they are in their…

Is this story kinda like how Gawker Media puts in ads that look like articles.

Why... Why that beats a balloon up the ass any day of the week!

@ThisGuy: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

@ThisGuy: While these stories may be in the same genre, I do not believe that they share enough plot or visual similarities that they would be confusing in a way that would harm the others box office. Unlike the 2 magic movies taking place in Victorian England. Or both asteroid movies sending a crew of astronauts to…

@averna13: That's what I thought. Fantastic!

Haven't read the book in a while. Is that Neville? If so, f@@king go Neville!

@FaustianSlip: It's because they used the Punisher rather than Wolvie, since they were equally as popular in the 90's. But I am sure that decision was made by the flip of a coin.

@Sunwind: I think it would be more confusing to have two movies about asteroids crashing into earth at the same time. Or maybe two movies about volcanos, or two movies about rival magicians. Those are things that might confuse people.

WINE! It's got what superconductors CRAVE!

@thethirdchimpanzee: Bravo

They look like if they actually had to fire a gun they would wet themselves and run away. Jezze Leah Thomson looks more bad ass than any of the new kids.

@Zuldim: As long as Larry the Minstrel Redneck is in the movie, it is less an apology and more an aural kick to the balls.

@Purple Dave: Thank your god that ENG was green-lit. Patrick Warburton talking to squirrels is comic GOLD!

Asked the question that had already been asked and could not delete my comment.

All I wanted out of the Deadpool movie was a remake of Ferris Beuler's Day Off... but with an assassination plot where someone is trying to kill Cameron and DP trying to hook up with Sloan.