It’s really a none of your business issue.

“But We RESPECT DA FLAG, Mister Colin Kaepernick & BLM!!”

They are not invited to whatever the white version of The Cookout is.

Let Jeopardy die. Or give it solely to that anti-vax wackadoo Bialik so it dies anyway. Either way, Jeopardy does not deserve LeVar after what they’ve done and what they’ve done to him.

Let Ava do it better:

Suspicion of resisting arrest? Are you fucking serious? 

This might be the Batshitmobile.

That is HIGHLY dependent on the kind of cheese.  I’m fond of Colby cheddar and brie, but try and give me bleu cheese and I’m out of there.  I’m allergic to mold.

You hand that Nimrod a piece of cheese 🧀, I guarantee he’ll stick his peen in one of the holes & try to fuck it!

He should focus on other endeavors, such as charming women with a piece of cheese:

Let me guess... he’s mad at BLM “rioters” for destroying people’s property.

You are too kind. They really want to kill us all.

Former lifeguard here. This is what like 90% of saves look like. (Unless you’re a beach lifeguard, those dudes actually have to work for it, but that’s why they pay them the big bucks)

There are the obvious political considerations (never admit you were wrong about anything ever, always do the opposite of what liberals want, never ever cross Trump).

On the plus side, your holophone skills have never been better.

So, looking up the law, it gets even weirder.

Normally resisting arrest and obstruction are two separate charges. In Georgia, resisting arrest is rolled into obstruction. However, the statute states that you can be charged with resisting arrest, with or without using force. This raises an important question:

How the…

So someone makes a 911 call about a mental health issue, cops arrive and violently arrest the person having the mental health issue, then K-9 is sicced on him, he’s arrested AND charged with “felony obstruction”.

Several years ago, I had a nervous breakdown while on my job as a hotel housekeeper. I was feeling suicidal so my supervisor called for help. I was expecting paramedics but what I got was six armed police officers wearing blue rubber gloves. I was like, “Why are there police officers here?” And my boss was like, “You…

This is SOOOO awesome. I hope every time these shit stains are in public, this is the response. Whistles, bands, screams of “Pedophile!” Awesome!

I’m not an anti-vaxer but I’m 100% convinced getting the vaccine still is a personal choice.

JFC we live in a stupid fucking country.