She’s a young lady just trying to make her mark and understand all the attention she is getting right now. I believe that instead of fining her, the organizers should have put their sat down with her and try to find a common ground. Maybe less time in front of reporters, or maybe doing it virtually so her anxiety wont…

If you trick MTG into doing one pullup with proper form you can banish her back to her home dimension.

As a former valedictorian, former Texan, and current abortion care worker: Hell to the Fucking Yes. What courage and smarts she has to do this. Talking about abortion bans in a valedictorian speech is gutsy even in a liberal state. To do so in Texas, even more so times ten.

And it’s not as if people who are prone to depression are in a constant state of depression so she may be perfectly fine for the next tournament. Sometimes they just feel bad for no reason and can’t make sense of it themselves and other times, they are perfectly fine. So, I suspect that there will be times where she…

The cops ought not to be lying to anybody, at all. And confessions are the second most useless type of evidence to any investigation [the most useless is eyewitness statements] because you can get anyone to confess to anything if you go about it in the right[wrong] way. They are supposed to take a statement, then…

JFC even if trans girls competing in girls’ sports is a “problem” it’s like 5 fucking people that are getting an “advantage” by formerly being boys. It’s just not worth all the trauma you’re causing trans kids by repeatedly and loudly shouting that they are different and worth less.

Running is dumb and you should do what I did.

These bills are not about women’s sports being “fair.” Clearly. I’m fairly certain a good chunk of what this is actually about is the fact that sports can be very good at fostering teamwork and respect between members of the same team, and these lawmakers are terrified that their children will be on a team with a…

To be fair, you gotta make sure all three trans kids that wanna play sports can’t play sports otherwise they’d feel accepted or something. It’s a slippery slope. What’s next? Telling fathers to hug their sons?

I know it’s tempting to fantasize about kicking someone like this in the fork, but you should really stop and consider what consequences such an action might have. You could strain something, or hurt your foot, while doing so. Make sure to stretch beforehand and wear appropriate shoes!

The Miami Beach Police Department had to immediately release Jonathan Lyndale Kirk when his lawyer, Johnny Castle, Esq. swept in, reminded Detective Briscoe that “nobody puts Da Baby on that corner” and promptly walked out, client in hand.

Of course he did. Just another floridan turd I have to kick in the fucking dick whenever I get a chance. Swallow a beehive you pandering milquetoast discount trump wannabe.

And for anyone here reading that who has been called “soft” time and again by people who were supposed “authority figures”: there isn’t a damn thing wrong with being “soft”. Or “sensitive”. Or any number of other diminishing terms used for people who don’t hide their feelings, who don’t just go cry in a corner and who…

The difference between a good person and a bad person isn’t that only a bad person has bad thoughts. Good people think all sorts of bad stuff.

I appreciate The Root’s and Jezebel’s measured approach to Naomi and her decision. Could you have someone walk down the hall to the Deadspin office and, I don’t know, just take a shit on all of their keyboards?

Another take:

Trump shat on the military and veterans constantly for more than 4 years. Not one squeak out of these people. A greeting I’ve heard more than a dozen times every time this weekend rolls around (all from right wing white people) suddenly sets them off.

So Dolly dresses like Blanche Devereaux at home....as my username suggests I’m totally on board with that. And not even the least bit surprised.

She’s totally right. It’s the same reason why, whenever I want to learn about Andre the Giant, I just fly to Stamford, CT and go look at his statue at Titan Towers rather than sit on my couch and watch his matches.

No fewer misspellings on the plaque.