This is partially true. I'm vaccinated and I have an adverse impact on the unvaccinated: if they don't want to get vaccinated I tell them to fuck off.

Granted, wearing a mask AND glasses is roughly 1000 times more annoying than wearing either one alone. But I’ve been doing it for a year now, so she can shut up and enjoy her stupid ferry ride.

The Clapback Mailbag is going to be crazy this week! 

O00hh, now you done it. A Black man writing that white people are WRONG? Is there a motel nearby where you can hide out?

I know being a Disney fanatic is a totally harmless and even sweet and pure hobby in an increasingly monstrous garbage world, but I’ll never not gently roll my eyes a little at Disney Adults.

Wait a minute...so the officer accidentally grabbed wrong weapon, accidentally UNHOLSTERED the wrong weapon, accidentally removed safety, accidentally AIMED A WEAPON and didn’t feel in the hand it was a gun...gun which is A LOT heavier than a taser, especially if fully loaded.

What if we threw a mattering and no white lives came? Here’s me and their white tears:

Here we go again. White people get caught doing something shitty and racist. People rightfully call out a motherfucker and withdraw from them. Rather than correct and apologize white person complains about “cancel culture.”

“I wish that everybody would be able to see the video in entirety first and not just a snapshot,” said David Vinson, President, CEO of Kids R’ Kids.

If you want a meritocracy you are looking for diversity. White people, more often than most people of color, have connections and resources that get them opportunities that others do not. If you get more women and POCs up in the air my simple hypothesis is that competence will in no way diminish, and may in fact…

Just chiming in to say; I don’t remember all the details, but I had a dream the other night where I very clearly remember being in a restaurant and calling Tucker Carlson, to his face,  “Fucker Carlson” and “a sentient can of Axe body spray”. I want to have this dream every night.  

Because that link sucks.

At some point “reasonable accommodations” will include letting blind people do precise steering of large craft. We knew this back in 1987.

So, who does Sucker think crashed all the planes that have crashed? (Spoiler: Hoowhite mens) So much for getting folks killed.

“Tobin’s testimony ended with him pointing out that people who die from fentanyl overdoses go into a coma, but Floyd never did.”

You could simply and correctly say that America’s incarceration numbers are the highest out of any country on the planet (and even entire continents), no matter what method or measurement you examine: per capita, total, etc. America’s prison-industrial complex is repulsive blight on it’s claims of ‘freedom’ and…

Oh, so when other people call their pet a fur baby it’s fine, but when I call a kid a skin dog, somehow I’m “disgusting” and “the worst paediatrician in the hospital”?

The fact that you can be arrested for resisting arrest is something that’s straight out of Orwell, or maybe Kafka.

His campaign slogan will be “Pick Cotton” a plea to white people and an order to Negroes.

Lawyers must be cringing about how bad the courtroom drama and other legal things played out. It’s like someone went to the first day of an undergrad pre-law intro to law class and thought that’s all they needed to know to create a courtroom situation. The DA made an objection during Eve’s testimony and we didn’t even…