It’s infuriating. A million dollar hospital bill should be a joke, not a reality, but here we fucking are.  

They’re total vultures. I bought my house in 2018, and it was barely two weeks before I started seeing that shit in the mail. The fake “sort-of-looks-hand-written” font and all.  Bitch, I just moved in, and if I’m ever going to sell my house, it sure as fuck won’t be to you.

There’s almost zero reason you shouldn’t go jump off a cliff.

It’s also a classic example of a ‘poor tax’. I bought a pair of boots for around $200 about... 6 years ago? It’s been so long I’m not even sure, but I’ve been wearing them nearly 300 days a year since then, and expect them to hold up for several years more, at least. If I hadn’t had that $200 to spend up front, I’d…

“bees” “nostrils”

I was thinking the same. Then I questioned it, just because I don’t want to weaponize misogyny to fight racism, but thought about it again and decided... Fuck it. Shut up, Karen.

I know I make it a point to slam the door on everyone behind me when I get to my office building, then stand on the other side to stare them down like a cartoon villain. SIR, DO YOU HAVE YOUR KEY FOB?! HAHAHAHAHAH! YOU DON’T?! BANISHMENT!!”

No, dude, it was a gag about how all the women on the crew in ST:TOS had to wear “uniforms” that had miniskirts.

This is one of those things I never knew I wanted, but now... yes please.  I’m cracking up just imagining it.  She would nail it.

I know! There was some chemistry there, for sure.

You’re right about this. I’m white, grew up in a lily-white suburb on Long Island, and white people aren’t afraid of black people - they’re afraid of... ahh, I’m not sure how to put this, and will probably fuck it up, but they’re afraid of their racist *idea* of who black people are. I’ll never forget [one of] the…

Oh, I really hope our hot pot place survives. We had plans to go with a few friends right before this got serious, so we cancelled. But the food is amazing, and we’d go for the all-you-can-eat for lunches on weekends about once a month or so.

I hope they won’t be affected too badly, though... once the broth and…

I’m glad I already finished most of my work today because that image... holy fuck, I just want to curl up under a blanket and never come out again.

Oh god. I have to save this for when my doctor inevitably tells me I have to reduce salt in my diet (I fucking love salt).  This is the only thing that’s come close to making me think “Ok, maybe I don’t need so much.”

Yeah, and the “They were just trying to ask a simple question!” bit, as though anyone has ever been “asked a simple question” by two strangers blocking their path at gunpoint.

I *very* briefly lived in a co-housing ‘community’ several years ago, and can’t stand the idea of anything like an HOA ever since.  Those people are fucking nuts.

He doesn’t have a racist bone in his body!

I’m not sure I’d punch them right now (I wouldn’t want to touch them even during non-pandemic times), but I would grab whatever is handy and heavy and throw it at their heads. Shove a shopping cart at them. Shame them the fuck out. DIY masks aren’t hard, you have to go out of your fucking way to make them racist, so…

Yeah, I don’t drop a C-bomb lightly, but if anyone deserves it, it’s him, and I always hear it in her voice, lol.  Also love the woman who explains what a ‘bawbag’ is.  “Just the sack.”

Skip to about 5 minutes in if you just want to hear the insults, but the little girl calling him a cunt is my favorite.