High-five for totally missing the point! Truly, I’m impressed with how thoroughly you missed it.

This is bad. Srsly, you need help, Kelsey Grammer.

He is THIS MUCH* brave.

ARE APP IS NOT BULLYING. WE BILT THIS FOR YOU.

When I was in Alaska a few years ago, one of the guides told us about a couple who thought the bear spray was supposed to be used like bug spray, and... yeah. I’m sure theirs was a memorable vacation, at least.

“We won’t compromise our values by reaching across the aisle! We’ll reach around the aisle, and GET THIS DONE!”

This is slightly off-topic, but do some airlines not include actual barf bags anymore? I was on a flight a few months ago and started to feel sick. I couldn’t find a bag in the seat-back, so I asked a flight attendant to get me one, and she brought me a crumpled plastic bag, like something you get at the grocery…

The only time I won’t pee in the shower is if the tub is clogged up, because I don’t want to end up ankle-deep in diluted pee. As long as the drain is clear, let it go.

I heard the valiant teacher disarmed it by clipping a wire (no, not that one - the other one! or maybe that other one, is it white with blue stripes, or blue with white stripes, I DON’T KNOW JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SNIP!) when there was only ONE SECOND LEFT.

I wish everyone supporting this crap would just be honest and re-title these“Speak White” laws. Maybe if the racist intent is that transparent, we can shame the (32! omfg, I didn’t realize it was that many) states that have them into getting rid of them. Or maybe not, because we seem to be pretty immune to shame.

FTR, I starred this because I can relate, not because I think driving-related panic attacks are fun times. I know they’re not :/.

That is awesome.

I do, though maybe I’d call my reaction very asocial, rather than adverse (sometimes I do enjoy a hit or two and then listening to music in bed). But I really can’t interact with other human beings if I’m high. Best I can do is hope they won’t be mad at me for saying “HAHAHAHA, you have a nose! Stop looking at me!…

UGH, YES. I’m not usually such a pedant, but this one really chaps my hide (yeah, I did that). It’s like saying “I’m drinking a liquid beverage.”

I am a personal friend of Louie S, and he promised me a free basket of shitty onion rings every time I’m a homophobic asshole to other patrons.

I don’t find the honorifics themselves creepy - It’s more the people who demand them or SOCIETY WILL FALLING APART. I don’t really give a shit whether or not a kid calls me “oh” or “Mrs. you”, but I would definitely find it creepy if their parent berated them for not calling me “Mrs.”

I’ve decided that every time someone calls me Ma’am, I’m just going to deadpan “We are not amused.” If someone thinks I’m that formal, I may as well roll with it.

<insert fisting joke>

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