Why? Because that’s what the last one hundred years of this country have been predicated on? That we’re supposed to have good lives if we work hard and not have to toil away is some miserable job 8 hours a day to work towards paying off our student loans before we retire or die. 

Not particularly. We don’t wholesale ban spinach or romaine when there’s a bad batch. We recall from specific manufacturers and batches. Same with furniture. If an Ikea dresser is falling on kids, we don’t outright ban dressers. You can walk into most gas stations in Michigan and purchase flavored nicotine products,…

Those years also coincide with the years after Trump became president. I picked up smoking again then, too.

And nothing of value was lost.

It must be comforting to know, with certainty, that you’re a sack of dicks.

They certainly are dumb, but that doesn’t change the fact that you are going to need Michigan, Ohio, and probably Pennsylvania to win the election.

I loved bandersnatch. I enjoyed spending half a day digging through it to find everything and exploring how the narrative shifted subtly. It was good tv and an interesting adventure game. 

Well, Trump actually showed up. Not giving these people a pass by any means, but Clinton maybe stopped in the rust belt for five minutes. You want these people to be rational and vote for their interests, but no one is showing up to tell them they’re going to help them. These people are desperate, desperate people do…

Thank you for posting this on the weekend so that I can ugly cry in private at home. Sorry for your loss.

“Everyone Who’s Upset About This Black Girl’s Hair Is Telling On Themselves”

Nah, Hazel is just a pile of garbage who spends her entire life in a knit hat and sweater. Like, imagine if Oscar the Grouch got a nose ring in high school and then spent four years drinking and missing half his classes at university. Or all the fuzz and dirt that collects under your couch and bed was a feminist, but…

You’re just not going to the right parties, obviously.

I’m pretty disappointed. I feel like this means I could have dated Zooey Deschanel and just wasn’t trying hard enough. I’m taking the rest of the day to reevaluate my life.

As a fellow veteran from the same era, I wholeheartedly agree.

Don’t wait, just go. I left in 2015 and saved myself a bunch of stress. 

Felix, you’re infectious human waste and I hope you get run down in the street by a garbage truck.

His “enemy”? WTF is wrong with you people? Like he’s Richard Nixon or something. Get help.

Nope, it’s just not enjoyable. I tried to play through it twice in the past two years. Made it three-quarters through the first time and half through the second time about a month ago. It’s just not fun anymore. Maybe if I had someone to couch co-op with, but with the length of the game ain’t no one got that kind of…

The trailer made this movie look extraordinarily boring. They gave him a mundane life and made him run of the mill mentally ill. What inspired this, Joaquin Phoenix's acting career? 

I think, inadvertently, that makes the penises the shared cast of the book. Does that make it not feminist? Can a book solely about penises really be a transgressive work of feminist fiction?