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I hate softball, it’s a fucking travesty. Women should be playing baseball at all levels. We should have women playing professional baseball at this point. They might not be swatting massive dongs, but there are certainly ones that can play defense and at least hit for average out there.

That’s just the world we live in though. We’ve kinda dug our own grave in relation to how we expect people to express themselves. If it was a white person who tried to start a conversation about that topic, that’s probably not going to go anywhere productive. A black person? You can browse around the Root comments to

Equal opportunity oral sex.

I thought they had one tooth that they shared. Like everyone gets it for a day.

Those three shows were always a good excuse to take a drive on a Sunday.

Camps aren’t really a failure and the camps aren’t what is really effective for the Chinese government. Xinjiang is one large prison and movement is restricted for anyone who doesn’t look Han Chinese. There are security checkpoints every 100m and ID checks in and out of any place that is remotely important. On top of

Don’t you have anything better to do, wumao?

That seems like a real deep cut against black Muslims to be coming from a Starbucks barista in Philly. I have a hard time believing even a deep-down racist is going to make that connection. It doesn’t even make sense. 

One thing had nothing to do with the other.

If it’s making you “viscerally angry”, maybe.

Who hurt you?

That’s a bingo. I think convenience tends to build anonymity and isolation. Just like in real life.

Fast travel really eliminates socialization. I remember playing SW:G when you had to wait for a shuttle to arrive to travel and wait for buffs at the cantina and hospital. Everyone would shoot the shit and become acquainted, creating a community. When they eliminated all of that, cities became ghost towns and it

The real irony is that if he even plays the game he’s probably absolutely mediocre at it.

I don’t know, I feel like all the people who come out the woodwork to proclaim they hated it all along are arguably more insufferable.

I understand everything but your obvious irrational acceptance of The King of Queens.

Sometimes people just want to see McGwire sock a few dingers.

To be fair, 28 is exactly the age when you start to feel old compared to everyone younger than you. 38 is the age when you are actually old compared to everyone younger than you and 48 is the age when you should probably just wade into the ocean and save everybody the trouble.

You might want to get screened for early-onset dementia.

Were we supposed to like Ross? Isn’t he the character we’re all supposed to hate, laugh at, and occasionally feel sympathetic for when he has an introspective moment? Who had such low self-esteem that they wanted to be Ross?