The ambient heat generated by the competitive fire stoking Jordan’s WILL TO WIN caused wet spots to evaporate instantaneously when he approached them.

I’m in Cleveland and chafing.

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Ah, so this was “The Len Bias Interlude”?

And yet, we still have people on the right who actually believe that the heroin epidemic is a “myth” perpetrated by liberals as a pretext to raise taxes for social programs. It’s so fucked.

Can we maybe take a few years off killing each other and see what happens? You know, just as a crazy lark.

They really did lose it in the right way though, don’t you think? Personally, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a ballclub lose their 8th game of the year with such class and fan support as the St. Louis Cardinals. Frankly, it’s a baseball city, and their fans are the best there are.

Kasich’s signature on the tweets makes it look like a Bible verse. But then again, he can’t sign off with his initials or nobody would take him seriously.

You shut your mouth, Prince was magic!

Anyone watch season two of Fargo?

I definitely wouldn’t mind 90 or so servings.

This is the most delicious dead-horse soup I have ever tasted.

The Cardinal Way.

what?!? are you kidding? i’m a tru fan - my best memory, prince on continuous rotation helping me to write my college thesis in a 3-day crunch - and i LOVE chappelle’s prince.

She was on this show?

Maybe she saw an opportunity for even more self-promotion.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

oh c’mon Earth is the best. BEST.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.