Mocking the french is the greatest & most venerable anglophone pastime.

We disowned Simmons ages ago. He’s an Angelino striking a pose.

O wow. The Gawker Review Of Books!

Came here to defend Boston; now here to defend Hemingway.

He said that while the animal was a “bit nervous” around most men, the US president seemed to be an exception.

I’m convinced that Heidi likes Ted.

Karl Malone, tho?

Worth it, tho.

I’m going to Jersey to make myself a prophet.

It’s because the 90s were the first alternative decade.

Also, your username, which I’ll be thinking about for days.

I’m all about the idea that 1994 never stopped. Dig it: we’re thru the whole season of American Crime Story. We all get the take that the Simpson trial coalesced & kickstarted the tabloid infotainment world, & might as well have been the starting point for the culture as we know it. We’re a brainstorm away from one of…

*... & a 90s theme that began & ended with the music.

The first sign I noticed of a 90s renaissance was back in 2K11, when we started to see the classic high-top fade on NCAA hoops players born in, like, 1994. It’s subtle, but the twenty year cycle is definitely a thing.

I think the best take on the 90s in the one that’s been kicking around on account of American Crime Story. It’s like: the 90s invented the world we live in, & O.J did it.

Boy bands, Britney Spears, Destiny’s Child. Butterfly clips, popcorn shirts & chunky heels.

Horror story: I was 26 & back in school, & got an invite from a younger friend to a ‘90's party.’ I stopped at the Goodwill for an outfit, & showed up that night in beat-up Adidas Superstars, baggy camouflage cargo shorts, a striped tee underneath a denim button down embroidered for the Clinton/Gore inauguration , & -…

Two dogs, caged.

Phantom ‘yo’ slurs straight into a ‘you.’

For the love of god, let Bill Clinton have a cheeseburger.