OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THEY PRANK CALL HIM ON THIS LINE.

Until he becomes Director of the FBI.

NO MORE STORIES TODAY RAF. HERE’S ALL THE NEWS WE NEED.

He has two BAs, in Literature and Education, and taught highschool math, creative writing, law, drama, and Frenc. He also studied engineering, and started an MA in environmental geography (I’m an academic, so areas of study interest me, hah). He apparently spontaneously recites poetry, and loves to read so much that…

If we’re gonna talk animals, can we first point out that the header picture is one of the worst cats I’ve ever seen? Why some people insist on owning such cats is beyond me... http://worstcats.tumblr.com/

Dude, it’s like ... #alternativeaircraftcarriers were absolutely headed towards North Korea, it’s just that the actual aircraft carrier was going to #alternativenorthkorea.

Guys, I’m so fucking sad and angry. On Thursday afternoon my 5 y/o daughter’s friend picked up my bunny and “hugged” her.

We had to euthanize my poor, sweet Mocha who has been with me for 7 years. The kid crushed her chest causing internal bleeding, a broken rib, and severe shock.

Mocha was my friend and love for…

I have two life updates for you:

We here on the Canadian West Coast are concerned, given the fact that N Korea appears to have the aim of storm troopers and bad guys in Westerns.

Last I heard, they didn’t have ICBMs, but NK could definitely nuke Japan and South Korea. That seems like good reason to be concerned.

I could go for some of these

Real Talk: how are we all going to die?

Problem solved!

The issue behind the case of “Trump’s Hurt Fee-Fees v. Freedom of Expression/the Press via Twitter” is still a big fucking deal. Just because each party has tucked their respective dicks back into their trousers doesn’t mean this isn’t still a scary thing. I almost wanted this to go to trial expressly to see Trump…

I’ll share my vodka?

The difference is that she’s fucking qualified and prepared to do something like this.

What’s stronger than xanax? coma?

WHO WANTS A XANAX

omnipresent government surveillance including telescreens that can listen in on you,