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RESIGN, YOU SLIMY VENAL CHICKENFUCKING COCKSMOKER, RESIGN. RESIGN. RESIGN. RESIGN.

Tangentially related, Tom Price’s seat in Georgia’s 6th district is up for grabs and I’m doing my best to help Jon Ossoff win. He has the endorsement of living legend John Lewis, and actually has a chance to flip the district.

Did I miss coverage here of Spicey saying March has been declared “Irish-American heritage month”?

Is the GOP endgame to get Pence into the Oval Office?

Is the GOP endgame to get Pence into the Oval Office?

And it’s a lie to a question he wasn’t even asked!

If Trump makes it a year into his presidency, we’ll move to a 100% grift-based economy, just swindling each other back & forth. I’ve been trying to think of a good grift for Trump voters.

As I understand the world as it is now in Trumpland:
1. If Trump and an additional Trump surrogate (Kellyanne, Sean, etc) says something definitive, we begin the countdown to the opposite happening within 24 hours;
2. Whatever Trump accuses others of doing means that he is actually doing it.

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding.Me? Trump and his staff have been lying through their teeth for months and now people like John King are upset that the Trump people are lying to them. Duh, you dumb assholes. Our lazy, dumb media will forever be the Charlie Brown to Trump’s Lucy.

And history repeats itself. From the Lanny Budd novels written by Upton Sinclair: 

Lol now I have Blinded buy the Light in my head.

So basically don’t be an Amanda Knox oversees and you should be fine until the state department is back and running right? I recommend Insane Clown President by Matt Taibbi if you want a stunning retelling of the 2016 presidential election from Rolling Stone’s political columnist who followed the whole thing up close…

I’ve been using the In My Words extension to change “Donald Trump” to “Manbaby Carrot” everywhere it appears on the internet. Because of you I’m now changing it to “Manbaby Circus Peanut.” Thank you for this wonderful gift.

CNN is like that friend who’s in a terrible relationship and keeps calling you every three weeks saying she’s really ready to end it this time, and you go out to lunch and plan strategy and spend hours getting a plan together and then the next day you look at her Snapchat and they’re going to Bora Bora. Every single…

I said it last night, but I’ll say it again. I am blown away by this. Blown the fuck away, and beyond disappointed. Years and years of vile actions. Audio of the man proudly admitting to serial sexual assault. Lies upon lies in rally after rally and speech after speech. Unabashed racism, sexism, and bigotry. Ties to…

Except with option 2, they never get past the ‘praise the pivot’ part.

You have to do what they teach people to do to cope with and separate from an abusive partner...stop listening to their words and only respond to their actions.

“A tale told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”