If you had to pick Cruz or Pence for a lover, which one would you choose?

Spicer tweeted out his twitter password two days in a row, and now he’s screaming at people to avoid leaks. I bet he has alien hand syndrome and is just unknowingly emailing out everything with his left hand while his right hand stuffs gum into his mouth.

Okay, Kinja users, who keeps on bringing the troll burner accounts out of the grey’s?

Today marks a year since I lost my dearest companion Zulu to a recurrence of an intestinal tumor. No kids for me, and he had carried that spot in my life. Though he lived to 13, and acknowledging it is the natural order of things, I’ve wept every day at his loss. If anyone would honour him and me both with a thought…

A group of veteran soldiers is attempting to put itself in between the militarised police and the protesters https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/11/standing-rock-army-veterans-camp

As an immigration attorney, I can’t say this enough: IMMIGRANTS, YOU HAVE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS! It doesn’t matter what these assholes tell you. They can’t enter your home without a search/arrest warrant GIVEN BY A MAGISTRATE JUDGE (NOT a DHS authority). Don’t open your door if they knock. Demand a warrant. Call ACLU…

Several therapy sessions and medications later, I’m a little better but having my family tell me to be more like Trump because he is at the highest plane of development, self actualization, challenges my tenuous grip on sanity.

I was put in a small quiet room monitored by mental health professionals for a week because I couldn’t any more. Hate, fear, misogyny, and everything that hurts won. I’m a little crazy anyways but I just couldn’t anymore. It felt like the country decided that my health care, my reproductive freedom, my ethnicity, my…

Christ, he’s bad at this. He can’t even shake hands correctly.

Hahaa, wow, I’m blushing! :D Well, welcome! It’s always nice to meet new Jezbians with good taste in underwear.

Better idea: We should just build stairs everywhere he might walk. Portable or permanent, they should greet and mock him every day until his miserable little existence ends.

Trump seems to think that insulting foreign leaders is a great idea yet demands everyone else treats him with respect.

I just buy men’s t-shirts. Fuck it. I buy them big and claim the baggy look is what I want.  

I feel like they make me look like my breasts have wings, and it’s not as awesome as it sounds like it should be.