Someone needs to use his gavel on him.

If only the democrats had chanted “Moscow Mitch is Putins Bitch”

“an incumbent president who speaks without a box”

They need to schedule meetings at times when he will fall asleep, then film him in a puddle of drool.

Just bow down to your feline overlord and stop complaining

Or maybe he’s transgender.

or pragmatic.

I do a similar thing . Hold a spoon under very hot water and then apply it to the bite. It takes away the itch but the welt will stay for a couple of days. My understanding is that it helps to break down the proteins in the bug spit.

My sincerest hope is that he has a stroke that leaves half of his body paralysed and because of his ovesized ego he refuses to leave office. He goes on the campaign trail drooling out of one side of his mouth. Meanwhile Fox tries to convince it’s public that he’s still presidential eventhough he wets his pants at…

It could be a cross between Lenin’s Tomb and a public urinal.

• “Klobuchar will try and be folksy, but lapse into angry “

The same people that circulate photos of a the border wall between Mexico And Guatemala which is actually between Israel and the West Bank. Yeah they’ll believe anything.

tweedle fuckstain.

Their “focusing on healthcare.” is a complete joke.

In cannelloni as well. 

With luck it was in reality a giant inflatable voodoo doll.

Yes! Do you give or receive a jift? Should I refer to my uncle Gifford as Jifford? no. just no.

What death didn’t show up?

We need a Dem senator with a good strong arm to Preston Brooks hsi ass.