Shit yes I look.. I’ve even watched as the doctor put stitches in. 

This guy looks like he was made for Madam Tussauds and modeled after no one person in particular.

Confronting politicians is one thing, but he’s also fucking up other people’s meals.

No, old Ben would be too busy boning to call the cops on black people.

President Donald Trump kicked off his Thursday with an unhinged attack on four separate Central American.

“That is absolutely false and heartbreaking and those are words that truly cut deep,” she said.

I’ll pass you your pearls.

ftfy

hey can cover multiple things at the same time

I was suprises when I saw that this is a thing. People from the states don’t realize how backward they are. I live in central mexico in a town where the metro area is about 500,000 people and those changing tables in almost all men’s room. It might be a legal mandate but I don’t know for sure .

That’s sick. he wants Donny boy in the bath with his naked baby.

Damn, your headphones must look like a pair of assholes.

“One can only hope that the Kavanaugh confirmation is where the process has finally hit rock bottom,”

If trump renominates him everyone must actually dress like clowns. It would make the surreal universe we now live in perfect.

In Mexico they serve “Caldo de Carmarón “ aka shrimp soup with not only the tail but the entire little cockroach of the sea wearing their complete shell, sometimes with heads on all sometinmes not. It’s really tasty but damn it’s a pain to eat.

Joe, two words, dignified retirement.

“Fox News Hires Pocket- Size Facist”

No, come now, it was obiviously architected. I’m sure Ivanka helped

If he had affluenza it we would be just a hand slap.

I nominate