To give them the barest amount of credit, they did conduct an investigation despite insisting it didn’t happen, and then they made the outcome available even though it contradicted them and will attract negative press.

Truly. I still generally like Banana Republic stuff for the office, but GAP stuff is mostly like, “What if Old Navy clothes were more expensive and less flattering?”

They used to have very cute staples in the late 90s and early 2000s before they decided to go balls to the wall with color. Granted, I love anything black and white with a small splash of color in more classic cuts.

I’ve always felt their clothes were boring and expensive. I can get a pair of denim shorts at Target for about twenty-five bucks less than at the Gap AND three tees for the price of one pseudo-vintage Gap tee.

I’ve just not been able to determine, at any point in the last 10 years, who Gap thought they were making clothes for. I still enjoy their Gap Body stuff, and when their athletic stuff is on sale I’ll take a peek, but their regular clothes are just so fucking bizarre. It’s like hey, what if we took regular t-shirts…

Was scrolling down for a mention of his early role as a young Tom Hanks in Big, but turns out that was someone else (David Moscow). Thought he might have been the sleazy music exec in Honey with Jessica Alba, but, erm, that was also David Moscow.

“As mayor, what I would like to discourage is assembly,” Barnette said.

Yep I am fairly sure Dali would be honestly fine with this.

Sarah Paulson’s character voted for Jill Stein??!!! She deserves to be haunted by clowns.

I think she should argue that in the case of surrealism, negative DNA results are actually positive and down is up and chickens can fly.

Can we have one discussion on Kinja that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse.

“I love those guys. I love the Oneders.”

I’m getting misty over here.

But you just know he left the lights on this whole time.

Tiffany is The Spare, in case The Heir loses her looks.

“First Daughter” hilarious

Glad to hear he’s not working back in the family appliance store in Erie.

Shades!

Because Obama did it or liked it. And because so much of GOP politics and Trump’s in particular begin and end with “Fuck Obama”. They really got put out by those eight years of a black man running the country and actually being really good at it, they need to screw over his legacy as much as possible.

It’s this weird-ass sort of eugenics they’re wanting to do. If you can’t “hack it” through their bullshit American hazing ritual — involving being the right skin color, conforming to certain cultural roles they want to enforce, etc — you just don’t make it and out you go. By removing forced protections, they’re…

I guess I don’t understand. Why is it a bad thing to protect against sex discrimination? Or to keep pollution out of our air & water? Or to pay people equally for the same job? Or to have regulations in place to keep buildings from falling down or people from being poisoned? I just can’t wrap my mind around whatever…