Don’t be fooled: Thin Mints are the real killers.

Hey if this means that Boy Scouts start selling better products instead of shitty popcorn and okay wreaths I’m into it.

I saw her on CNN yesterday,and she said they have a friend who is having a serious health problem and she’s been using her “15 minutes” to hilight the fund-raiser they are having to raise money to help pay his medical bills.

So she’s doing the whole “if you’re gonna call me a snake, I’ll be a goddamn viper” narrative? Interesting. If she doesn’t execute flawlessly, this is going to be really embarrassing.

If you read between the lines of that statement put out by her publicist, it actually says: “I apologize for embarrassing my husband to whose wealth I am devoted, I am deeply sorry for jeopardizing the pre-nup I signed, but must of all I regret the damage I may have caused to the tax overhaul Mr. Mnuchin wants to push…

This woman will never cease being a tacky grifter. If it makes her feel better to have her publicist churn out some bland lines about feeling sorry, fine.

So much money....yet her roots are brassy. Why?

That might be the most shameful part of this (for her). It really seems like all of these Trump stooges are basically “playing house.” Linton thinks she can become the next Jackie O by dressing up and posing as she steps out of a plane with her charlatan of a powerbroker husband. Ivanka thinks she can divest…

She’s not flaunting her wealth, my dear. She’s flaunting her money.

I’m going to ignore any more nonsense from this classless biatch and instead give a shout-out to Jenni Miller who has been an articulate badass throughout all the hoopla around this. She should look into politics.

Instead of helping in some way...

I long to go back to a world where we were unaware of the name of the Treasury Secretary, much less the name of his spoiled, dipshit wife.

“Yes, I’m very sorry I offended some jealous poor with my long angel hair and hooker outfit. She should just realize I’m trying to max it to the hilt before checkout time.”

excessive hashtags

Nope, she’s the asshole who wrote a “memoir” in which she lied about volunteering in Africa, invented stories about evil African mercenaries and wild escapes and other bullshit, and made it clear that she’s racist, clueless, and untalented.

‘louise linton is sorry about her shamless instagram post’

Of course not. They don’t see themselves as “working class” but as “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” who fully expect all that wealth to trickle down.

She doesn’t regret her comments. You can just tell she was forced to apologize to smooth things over. She probably hasn’t had a moment of true self-reflection in her entire life. She regrets being caught in the people’s crosshairs.

“...she does not receive compensation for products she mentions.”

I think the Hollywood tat is relatively new (and not very good). I personally think full sleeves can look good on women but you sort of have to plan the design ahead of time so it doesn’t look like you are just getting whatever comes to mind on there when the urge strikes.