It’s a flat tax. 6 minutes of sex that can best be described as ‘uncomfortable’ with a dude who looks like a well-dressed suburban Ohio middle school vice principal, every Saturday at 8:30 pm on the dot. But you can write off the 4 martinis required to get you pleasantly fuzzy prior to the act, so there’s that.

At least these fame whore label flaunting twunts don’t get any of that sweet Wonder Woman money. Choke on your designer angel wings, bee-yatch.

My comment isn’t fair, actually. Marie Antoinette had class and actually wasn’t the shallow spoiled tart society made her out to be. Linton tho...

She has to fuck Steve Mnuchin. She’s paying in her own way.

I’m curious, what’s the taxation rate for “failed actress/writer/nobody who married rich?”

Yes! Every time I’ve ever received a dick pic in my life I have been like, eh, thanks, I guess. Seeing a penis is just not sexually stimulating at all. I’m currently talking to a guy who I only want to be friends with and he started in on the flirtier texts today and I am now wondering how to nicely shut it down…

I’m not saying that I have seen said photo of Tiger, but if I had seen said photo; I would note that dude’s got an extra driver that’s not in his golf bag.

I’m just spending my life hunting for my Chandler. That neurotic mess would just get me.

Yes. This statement:

A normal non-suspicious thing to do when someone dies in a completely innocent totally accidental way while in your company with no one else around is to dispose of the body and then lie about it.

So he definitely murdered her.

I am so...so sorry...

Ivanka forgot her hat.

Melania’s sunglasses make her look like Muammar Gaddafi.

Goddamn, that man is aggressively stupid.

Bradley isn’t there for the pussy....

I think he has acknowledged he has a douche vibe, and that is what helped get the role in Wedding Crashers. I like him as a an actor, and he seems like a cool dude. But not as a sex symbol. Maybe he has like amazing charisma, sexual pull in person tho.... same with Leo who has never been attractive to me. But his…

Post-partum gf and screaming infant vs. Party house with an even bigger celeb who has hot and cold running pussy as a house amenity.

Oh, the internet, where tons of well intentioned people will annoy the shit out of you by giving you the same advice over and over again. Chrissy Teigen handled it with wit as she does everything.