It wasn’t brown-people terriorism.

It wasn’t terrorism-terrorism, you know.

I doubt it. Even he knows coke, Viagra & wine don’t mix.

Don’t insult Hydra, they at least could wipe their own asses without getting a papercut from the tissue.

I’d suggest everyone read the full transcript or watch Trump’s speech. I had no words. He was asked point blank “Do you support white nationalists,” and he couldn’t even give an outright answer to the question. This should be the easiest question to respond to and instead he got defensive and started accusing the left…

Fuck this president.

“For every CEO that drops out of the Manufacturing Council, I have many to take their place. Grandstanders should not have gone on. JOBS!”

“Big day in Alabama. Vote for Luther Strange, he will be great!”

I think it was an American cameraman who asked the question, but the BBC reporter who was there said it was the most significant thing said at the press conference.

It certainly may have induced strokes.

God save the best thing about Britain: their reporters/journalists/cameramen. I love that man.

This constantly bears repeating...

Did he just ‘hold my beer’ himself?!

“... he said he waited to make because he “wanted to get all the facts.”

The BBC reports that it was a cameraman who directed the most pointed question (which obviously wasn’t answered) at Trump: ‘What do we tell our children?’

Sounds like a bunch of cry baby snowflakes who had their fee-fees hurt :(

Did this press conference really happen or are we all having a stroke?

Mann became the first female mayor of Middletown

I sat next to a couple who were writing their NYT wedding announcement and I had to live text it to my friend group chat because it was soooooo ridiculous. I wish I could find it. They met in an a capella group at Yale, I believe.