My Lord, this is a twelve point email for one evening's excursion to a strip club.

Welker: [becomes concerned that the Seahawks will, in turn, target him after his multiple concussions]

Agreed. Every time I read an article about "dibs" I get a little ragey. Thank god I don't live in a city where this is ever an issue.

And this is why I take any pieces of trash on the street and toss them back on the lawn. Fuck people who think they can "reserve" spaces.

Dibs is the fucking worst. Yeah, it sucks to spend all the time digging your car out and then finding someone else's car in it after you did all the work for them, but it's a public street and public parking. If you want your own private parking spot, you are welcome to rent or buy one.

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.

I can't really get behind all of this "we acted this way/did and said these things first and now you're racist/homophobic/terrible for following us" stuff. Every fourth article on Gawker is some whinepost about how some evil group is "appropriating" some other group's culture.

I understand this. But I was born and raised Catholic and will never forgive the religion as a whole for what it has done, both in a global aspect and in a personal one. I really dig this guy so far, but it's like putting a nice bandaid over a gushing, infected wound.

idk nothing says disrespect like turning your back on your mayor but whatever

I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.

I really like how my comment that began with "I think..." and specifies that it takes him out of "...my sexy column" was responded to with "speak for yourself". I mean, there are only so many pronouns available to me.

Um, well, the "death tax" is sort of a Republican invented nonsense phrase for an implement of wealth distribution that actually has a pretty noble aim of keeping money out of the hands of the idiot spoiled children of the rich so...no?

I sure do hope he invites hookers over or else he's going to die alone in that house.

I'm all for enjoying what you earned. But something I get sickened by the excess of the rich. Just... ugh fuck em.

I totally sympathise with the hell that traveling with children must be for parents. However, you have to also take into account that it is even more hellish for the child-free passengers. At least you love your kid, which makes their cries a little easier to bear. I don't know your kid, and that makes me hate his/her…

He's dumb. That's how.

Is a member of another oppressed minority (First Nations), I disagree quite strongly with this.

What if you literally help no one? "Hi, I help wealthy people with big egos spend their money on shit that they don't really need." "I help my fellow employees remain employed by suckling at the teat of the 1%".

I disagree. She tore into the reporters in the headline, the body, and even the correction. She questioned their integrity and their ability at their job, while trumping her own creds... when it turns out that they were doing their job and she was not doing hers.