Do you get splinters in your dick from fucking that strawman?

New Deadspin comedy bit: Why your college fandom is morally bankrupt. First up Penn State.

Yeah, risk mitigation is a good thing—-so long as it's within reason. Simply telling people not to drink is not within reason. Bringing someone you trust along with you, that seems to me to be within reason (because that's non-gendered, bringing company somewhere you might expect to be a victim of something is just a…

Job discrimination is one thing...but a magazine knowing its audience is white suburban women and gearing its covers and articles for that is just business.

Korea?

There's no reason for you to be standing out in the middle of a field during a thunderstorm with a golf club. You're inviting a risk with no corresponding benefit whatsoever.

There's a chance of that happening anywhere. The chance of her getting kidnapped anywhere, including this park, is very small. That's nothing but fear-mongering. The most likely scenario, by far, is that this child has fun all day at the park and gets home safe and sound. You can't raise your child, or make…

When I was nine, I rode my bike or skated all over the neighborhood and hung out at the library alone. No one said Boo. But I'm white and lived in the suburbs so apparently my parents couldn't be negligent. Also, my 8 year old niece walks her dog by herself every day, and again, no one calls the cops.

Meanwhile, if she was a white cop who shot and killed an unarmed black teenager, everyone would be protecting the shit out of her identity.

If you are repeatedly asked to leave a place quietly and you violently refuse?

Who gives a shit? Why do you think cultures need to respected anyway?

Maybe I'm just a bad liberal on this, but "cultural appropriation" criticisms are typically bullshit. Why can't someone be inspired by other cultures and use it to influence their own art?

If only more LGBT people worked in the fashion industry... Alas, it's totally dominated by crusty hetero white men.

There may be money on a table somewhere, but for mass retailers, I doubt it's here. Anecdotally, if you look at almost any men's clothing retailer, the pants sizes are mostly in the 32-38 waste range and there are always bountiful larges and xl-sized shirts, but getting smaller sizes often feels like a hunt. I'm…

Another potential person in the minority here......but....

This is what happens when you try to get free shit from sleazy people.

This is the Comcast cancel call equivalent in nightclub booking.

It's worth noting Frazier still has the signed mini bat Jeter gave him as a parting gift.

I kind of wonder what it's like to be a black person who isn't interested in any of those things and have white people constantly telling you that those things are a part of your identity and you should be so attached to them that you get mad when white people try to take them from you.

Am I the only person who thinks it would be helpful to stop defining racial boundaries in terms of clothing and dance moves and fingernails? Saying "these clothes are for black people," "these dance moves are for black people," "this manicure is for black people" is far more cringe-inducing than a pop star with bad…