Speak English, please.

You mean better.

They're trying to make lemonade from lemons, not make lemons. Does anyone at Gizmodo have a basic education?

I actually probably would.

The guy is calling Notre Dame students whores. It's a joke relying on his sudden shift at the end.

This law is a little weird since it doesn't include any punishment for breaking it. Seems like a feelgood act by the Texas Leg.

Yeah, neither funny nor cute. I envision these kids growing up to be potty-mouthed 20 year olds who will scream at me while I work as an elderly WalMart-Halliburton greeter in a future dystopia.

Did Jezebel not learn its lesson when it snarked Leah Dunham over photoshopping? i.e. you might pretend that you're critiquing photoshopping but it looks to everyone else like you're making fun of a person's appearance.

I can't believe you're on Team Nobody. Stalking is way way way worse than trolling. Also pouring hydrogen peroxide on someone's head is crazy.

Totally. It also stops the toilet water agitation from spraying the inside of your bathroom with filth-mist.

It's already changed.

CO2 in the atmosphere also acidifies the ocean and increases climate volatility, neither of which are good for plants.

Weather vs. climate. Something a six-year-old can intuitively grasp but apparently escapes you.

Are you seriously trying to suggest that the carbon footprint of creating a bicycle comes close to the carbon footprint of creating and operating a car over its lifetime? Because they're not close.

The Acid Rain problem in North America was solved by a treaty negotiated by Reagan and signed by George H.W. Bush. After signing the treaty, the US adopted a cap-and-trade regime! Troll harder.

"Why can't her work speak for itself?"

I am arguing that most politicians/high-level bureaucrats on either side of the aisle are venal sacks of shit. The ones we agree with are means to an end, but there's no need to give them over-the-top plaudits until we see what they're actually like in office. (cf. Barack Obama, nice on paper, unless you live in a…

By this measure Karl Rove and Newt Gingrich are bad ass.

Totally. Since when does "nerdy career lawyer and skilled political operator" = "badass"?

There definitely are people for whom feigning non-consent can be a turn on, but I don't think this kink is developed in high school in many, and one should definitely err on the side of caution rather than assuming this is the case.