(When graded on the curve that is Canada).

"Very right-wing" in the modern era implies policies shutting down all the abortion clinics in a state or "three-strikes-and-you're-out" criminal justice.

Well then by all means, stay in Ontario, home of...whatever you have going on there.

Well, I live in Manhattan now, so I guess you have a point. Being able to buy beer from private retailers (or even convenience stores, like here) rather than from a store run by a foreign cartel is nice however you slice it, though.

The age of consent in Canada is 16. They just raised it from 14 (no joke).

The same shitty system allowed Chretien to win consistently despite 65 percent of the country not voting for him. It's called first past the post.

Yes, it is now nothing but for-profit healthcare, drone strikes and AR-15s for everyone. Wait, it is none of those things. Get a grip.

Dear Ontario,

I did say that once to a parent presiding over some similar misbehavior (I was not at work at the time). She didn't have a response — she just walked off. Win.

Noob,

Nah bro. Just troll dorks who complain about bike lanes.

It seems like he's writing a character. A man whose desperation and unlikeability drives his wife to leave him and him onto a date with a "fatty" (though he acknowledges that he is also fat) that goes awful. Why someone would spend a long time crafting a character for a Yelp review is beyond me. Maybe he wrote a…

I think Trevor J's review is a joke. It must be.

Whine on the Internet much?

These commenters/haters are dolts. Leaving aside the fact that's it's none of their business, luxury cars depreciate way faster than normal cars. Good luck making anything off an 11-year-old Mercedes.

Retweet the photos to their employers / schools?

Lighten up, Francis.

"Take it from Detective Peterson, kids, child pornography does not pay. Because we will take a half dozen dick pics of you if you do it."

Very true. The Economist had a story (about run-away sex offender laws) with an anecdote about a 15-year-old girl getting sex offender status because she gave a male classmate a blow job under their desk. Now she's old and that shit haunts her. So stupid.

No, I think they only have a dick in the first pic, so they need to take a picture of his dick and make sure it's the same dick. Because a 17-year-old taking a picture of his dick is producing child pornography, and that's wrong, and he has to be stopped.